Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

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• Ari: I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. Tell her it will be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I Want A Fucking Call Back! (vote)
  
  
• Mrs. Ari (doesn't want Ari to pick up his phone during couples therapy): I ask for one hour of a day for his undevided attention, and I can't even have that. Ari: You could have it if you want to live in Augorra fucking Hills, and go to group therapy. But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership, and you want 9 weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, than I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking wednesday. (vote)
  
  
• Ari: People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grant for anyone that can deliver this to me, today. (vote)
  
  
• (Ari, Mrs. Gold and Sarah Gold are going to Temple for Yom Kippur) Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving. Ari: Now you know what mommy goes trough every day to make a hot body for daddy. (vote)
  
  
• E (answering an early phone call): Why, Ari?? Why? Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me. E: It's 5 o'clock in the morning. Ari: What are you wearing? E: Fuck you! Ari: I love when you say fuck, say it again. (vote)
  
  
• Ari: Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that's gonna put a smile on his face? Lloyd: What did you want me to say? Ari: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would've been better! Wake the fuck up Lloyd! (vote)
  
  
• (Ari's trying to sneak out the door) Mrs. Ari: Where are you going Ari? Ari: I-i have a meeting... Mrs. Ari: At the Playboy Mansion?? Ari: You know, Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job. (vote)
  
  
• Ari (answering the phone): What? E: Looks like I woke you up this time huh Ari? Ari: No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he? E: No.. Ari: Than what the fuck do you want, cunt muscle? (vote)
  
  
• Ari: Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch? (vote)
  
  
• You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I'm going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers. When I'm done with you you'll be repping sideshow freaks. You need jojo the dog faced bitch boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight penstealing fuckface. (vote)