First Blowjob

13 Jan

Ari: Big week! The kinda week that you will remember your whole life. It’s like the week that you got your first blowjob. You remember that week? I do! 9th grade!
E: Oh, one of the boys in the chess team Ari?
Ari: Oh, E, you could have never gotten this girl. Never! Beth Meraposa. Had a mouth like a Dyson Vacuum, you know, never lost suction.