Ari Gold Quotes

Ari: We could be at Villa tonight.
E: What are you gonna do at Villa?
Ari: The only thing I can do E, find a nice image to whack off to.

Ari: I am away on business.
Lloyd: What kind of business do you have on a saturday night??
Ari: I got none of your fucking business.

Ari: Break your fucking plans, I own your Asian ass.
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor!
Ari: This is a favor, to you, a favor to keep you employed.

Jonah: Tell mamma to take me home…
Ari: Buddy.. [searches for words] I’ll give you a hundred dollars if you stay till tomorrow.

Ari (finds the guys after being lost at Joshua’s Tree): I’ve never been so happy in my life. I’m even happy to see E.

Your Top 25 Ari Gold Quotes

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Ari: You said [the movie] was small, and small people think small so I can’t totally blame you for that..

E: Oh boom, now it’s Ed Nortons homerun you jerk off.
Ari: Well, did they sell the script, you cunt face?
E: Not yet, dick head.
Ari: Well than it’s still free you overpaid undersized bitch!

Movie boss: So you think this is a big movie.
Ari: Huge Steve, the fire in this is gonna make Backdraft look like a fucking camp fire, excuse my language.

Ari: You bet your ass it will be a good script, and I’m gonna make sure they have Miss Alaska waiting in your trailer to blow you at all times.