Ari Gold Quotes

[after Adam's call]
Lloyd: What did he want?
Ari: Fuck you Yoko, get E on the phone.

Ari (as he walks towards the elevator): “They got Stephen fucking Gaghan?”

E: We know what we wanna do next.
Ari: What? The fucking Belt Parkway?

E: What? You fired Emily?
Ari: I had to E. To make sure you wouldn’t fuck another one of my assistants. You’re not gonna try to fuck Lloyd are you?

E: You really are a front running douche bag, you know that?
(..)
E (Ari starts walking away): You are not seriously leaving in the middle of this conversation?
Ari: Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.

Ari: What can I do for you, Bob?
Bob: You can finally pay me back for helping you sign Billy Friedkins when you were barely out of the mail room.
Ari: How many Mrs Beasly’s baskets is it gonna take to make you smile?

Babs (passes Ari as he goes to see Bob): Don’t spend the whole day reminiscing, Ari.
Ari: Don’t tell me how to do my job, Barbara…

Ari (showing his new office): Putting in a new shower, with a steam. If you promise to drop your towel, I might even let you use it.

E (walks into Ari’s office after not hearing from him for 2 weeks): Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E.

Ari: Sacrifice Lloyd! Like the Kamikaze pilots used to do.