Ari Gold Quotes

Lloyd: Can I vie for the 10 grant priza also, Ari?
Ari: Sure, but you’ll get payed in Yen.

(Vince doesn’t want to do Aquaman 2, not even for 10 million)
Ari: Yes, Allen, yes, listen, you’ve been more than generous. You know actors, crazy comes to the territory.
Allen: I understand, Ari, but if this nonsense continues much longer, I might get mad.
Ari: Believe me Allen, I more than anyone else do not want to get you mad. I’ve seen you on the racquetball court. Listen, I know that franchises do not grow on trees. I will call Vince myself and tell him how mad I will be if he tries to pull a Chapelle.

E: Sounds like a great idea Ari. You should meet us in Napa.
Ari: What’s in Nappa? You’re crushing grapes at Coppola?

Terrance: How are things Ari?
Ari: Couldn’t be better Terrence, although it’s 6.30, usually you’re outta here by noon so that’s a little odd, no?

Ari (on his phone): Well did it ever occur to you that a seven o’clock dinner in Santa fucking Monica is too early? .. I’m sorry baby, I had a bad day, I will be there, I would not leave you alone with my mother I know what could happen. Love and kisses, love and kisses.

Ari (entering his office): Oh-oh, you boy look angry. If there was plastic on the floor I’d think I was about to get whacked.

Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has fucked half the actrices in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
E: You seriously gonna sit here and let ‘m bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment.

Barbara: So Ari, who’s gonna be running this shindig? You or me?
Ari: You’ve got the biggest cock in the room Babs, why don’t you kick it off?

Ari (before entering the “War Room”): Little memory trick; when they introduce themselves, use association, like when you say Eric Murphey, and I think you know, “Loser”.
E: Ah, like Ari Gold, douchebag?

Ari: We’re going to hell, so bring your sunblock.