Ari Gold Quotes

Ari (just heard that he will not be photographed for the Top 40 under 40 list): Someone is gonna pay for the mystic tan!

Dana: Look, I have a little heads up, OK? But it’s for your ears only. Swear you won’t tell anyone.
Ari: Did I tell anyone that your first girl on girl sex wat with someone from (..) in ‘95?
Dana: OK Ari please..
Ari: Spill it! I’ll swallow a cyanide tablet if they capture me.

Ari (answering the phone): You’ve got Gold!

Ari (telling the boys he made the Top 40 under 40): Don’t worry E., when they do a top 40 under 4 feet, BOOM, top of the list. Haha.

E: Do you ever tell the truth Ari?
Ari: I tell the parts that matter.

Ari: You don’t come to Sundance for the snow, you come for the heat.

(employee suggests Vince could do a sitcom pilot)
Ari: get the fuck out. (Pauzes) Seriously. Get the fuck out. Don’t even grab a bagle. Next!

E: I’m serious, Vince needs a job!
Ari: Sounds like you might too. But I’ll tell you what, Domino’s is hiring. Why don’t you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati. Now that, is comedy.

Ari: Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me, I’m miserable, that’s why I’m rich.

Ari: Amazing you’re still showing up at school like this. Won’t let the nanny do it? Whatever they’re paying you it’s not enough.
Dana: All right, what are you doing here Ari? This is really not a good time.
Ari: OK fine. When is a good time? Tonight, your house? We’ll invite your husband, have a little slideshow, allright?