Ari Gold Quotes

E: I just read an article in the Times. The New York Times, not the shit they got out here.
Ari: You read the Times huh? You read the New Republic?
E: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Ari: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

E: It doens’t matter what I think
Ari: It does matter what you think. What are you talking about, you’re part of the team baby, come on. I mean I gotto know what you think so I can get you to think what I think.

(About Vince’s new movie)
Ari: Do you know Edith Wharton? Always the same movie. Guy can’t fuck the girl for five years, ’cause THOSE WERE THE TIMES…

(Ari is meeting ex-client Vince and E. at a coffee place)
Ari: Weird, kinda feels like I’m trying to fuck you guys.
E: Are you?
Ari: Look at that! E, I love it! Still got the little man’s complex enough to wanna fight.

Ari: We might be whores at our agency, we are no pimps!

Ari: My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one.

Ari (wants Lloyd to go to a meeting to sign a gay tv-writer): Just go grab your best dress and know that today, your love of cock is a huge asset to the company.

Mrs. Gold: If that’s (his his friend’s fiance) what you want Ari, it’s not too late.
Ari: Over ten years of marriage and no prenup, I think it’s a little past too late.

Ari: (Scott’s fiance’s ass) is the perfect shape. It’s like God came down, handcrafted it, put it on a little silver tray and hand delivered it to my man Scotty. Bravo Scotty-boy. BRAVO!

(Ari, Mrs. Gold and Sarah Gold are going to Temple for Yom Kippur)
Sarah: I hate this, I’m starving.
Ari: Now you know what mommy goes trough every day to make a hot body for daddy.