Ari Gold Quotes

Ari (on Medillon): The movie is yours. You got it for five million dollars. The studio is in it for more that amount but they’re gonna settle. All right? Congratulations, you’re the proud owner of a 150 PIECES OF PAPER! Yeah daddy!

Vince: You think [Yair] is a killer? (Turning to Ari) He’s not a killer, is he Ari?
Ari: I don’t know what he is, Vince. He could be Mossad, he could be Hezbollah, neither would suprise me.

Yair: My chef is the best in the world. You know, I stole him from a [???]
Ari: Did you tell anyone Yair or is there still an amber alert out on the guy?

Ari: A simple thank you was all I’m looking for. Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don’t care.

(About Nicky’s worries about Billy Walsh)
E: I told him I’d handle this, so why does he call you?
Ari: He’s calling me because he sort of sees me as a second father, and he sort of sees you as a guy who has no idea how to produce.

(Talking with E on the problematical budget for Medellin)
They shot King Kong in New Zealand and that monkey climbed up the Empire State Building.

(Lloyds calls Ari)
Ari: What’s the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell ‘m you’re on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How’s my favorite state home convict?

(The crew meets prince Yair)
Yair: Well, I am here to buy a movie guys, and my pockets, they are deep
Ari: Well Yair, we’re sorry, but we’re here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates.

(E has financial doubts on his producership for Medellin)
E: I’m in, I’m in
Ari: Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let’s call Nicky and see if he’s got ‘m as well.

Nicky: Plus, I’m having some financial difficulties
Ari: Like what, the coffee cup holder in your Bugatti is broken?
(…)
Ari: Nicky, trust me, you’ll get other offers.
Nicky: How do you know?
Ari: Same way I knew you’re father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did; instinct!