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Wake Up

2 Jan

E (getting a wake up call from Ari): What time is it?
Ari: It’s time to wake the fuck up, I already shot a 72 bitch!
E: What, in the front nine?
Ari: Yeah, that’s funny cunty.

See Me

2 Jan

E (having a video chat with Ari): I hate that you can see me, you know?
Ari: I love that I can see you. That’s why I bought the thing for you. Show me a little nipple.
E: BYE!

Hot or Not

2 Jan

Ari: You think my assistant is hot? Can’t tell..
E: Yeah, I do.
Ari: Thinking about hittin’ that.