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Josh Winefuck

2 Jan

Ari: You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I don’t steal other people’s motherfucking clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I’m going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality TV writers. When I’m done with you you’ll be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog Faced bitch Boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight pen stealing fuck face. (Takes a sip of Josh’ drink): That’s awful!

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23 Aug

Emily: Ari, I really don’t want to get in the middle of this.
Ari: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward? (Emily walks away)
Ari: Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it’s fuckin’ Normandy!

Monster Cock

23 Aug

Ari: The next one after “Queens Boulevard” is a studio picture: I’m talking franchise, baby. We’ll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
Vince: It’s definitely tempting.
Ari: I love you!


23 Aug

(Ari is about to leave his kid’s birthday party for business)
Mrs. Ari: Where are you going?
Ari: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant. Where do you think I’m going?

Create a Housewife

23 Aug

(talking about Josh Weinstein)
Ari: I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well, now he’s an agent at Triad. And he’s the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari Gold: That’s why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.

Indie Set

23 Aug

Ari (doesn’t want Vince to do Queens Blvd): You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinne? Nothing! They don’t give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?