Ari Gold Quotes » 06 – Busey and the Beach http://www.arigoldquotes.com The complete collection of quotes from Entourage's Ari Gold Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:07:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Josh Winefuck http://www.arigoldquotes.com/ethics/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/ethics/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:47:39 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/ethics/ Ari: You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I don’t steal other people’s motherfucking clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I’m going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality TV writers. When I’m done with you you’ll be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog Faced bitch Boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight pen stealing fuck face. (Takes a sip of Josh’ drink): That’s awful!

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]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/ethics/feed/ 7 Normandy http://www.arigoldquotes.com/storm-like-normandy/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/storm-like-normandy/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:37:41 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/67 Emily: Ari, I really don’t want to get in the middle of this.
Ari: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward? (Emily walks away)
Ari: Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it’s fuckin’ Normandy!

]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/storm-like-normandy/feed/ 0 Monster Cock http://www.arigoldquotes.com/monster-cock/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/monster-cock/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:28:30 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/59 Ari: The next one after “Queens Boulevard” is a studio picture: I’m talking franchise, baby. We’ll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
Vince: It’s definitely tempting.
Ari: I love you!

]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/monster-cock/feed/ 0 Liver http://www.arigoldquotes.com/liver-transplant/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/liver-transplant/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:27:52 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/58 (Ari is about to leave his kid’s birthday party for business)
Mrs. Ari: Where are you going?
Ari: They flew in the liver, and I gotta do the transplant. Where do you think I’m going?

]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/liver-transplant/feed/ 0 Create a Housewife http://www.arigoldquotes.com/create-a-housewife/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/create-a-housewife/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:26:01 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/56 (talking about Josh Weinstein)
Ari: I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well, now he’s an agent at Triad. And he’s the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
Ari Gold: That’s why no more guys! You fire a guy you create a rival. You fire a woman you create a housewife.

]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/create-a-housewife/feed/ 0 Indie Set http://www.arigoldquotes.com/indie-set/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/indie-set/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:24:47 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/55 Ari (doesn’t want Vince to do Queens Blvd): You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinne? Nothing! They don’t give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?

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