Ari Gold Quotes

Ari: Where’s your bedside manner dummy? What are you doing bringing up a bad review?
E: You just said it didn’t matter…
Ari: It DOES matter. Everybody in this town reads that thing all right? I got more calls about this stupid ass thing than I did when my mother passed away, all right?

Ari: You know what Vince? We’ve got to get you a real manager.
Vince: Why pay 10 percent when I got E over here for four grand a month?
Ari: Four grand a month that’s what I pay my dogwalker. You wanna hit the road tomorrow?

Ari: Are you a communist? Or a socialist? Or didn’t they tell you the difference at Pepperoni U?

E (on Justine Chapin): Come on, she’s not a virgin!
Ari: Always a cynic, E.

Ari: You wanna hug it out? Let’s hug it out bitch.