http://www.arigoldquotes.com The complete collection of quotes from Entourage's Ari Gold Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:07:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.arigoldquotes.com/belt-parkway/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/belt-parkway/#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:46:00 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/?p=274 E: We know what we wanna do next.
Ari: What? The fucking Belt Parkway?

]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/belt-parkway/feed/ 0 http://www.arigoldquotes.com/fuck-my-assistant/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/fuck-my-assistant/#comments Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:41:15 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/fuck-my-assistant/ E: What? You fired Emily?
Ari: I had to E. To make sure you wouldn’t fuck another one of my assistants. You’re not gonna try to fuck Lloyd are you?

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Ari: I’d say, hug it out, but I don’t want you drawin’ wood.

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Vince: He’s not getting it.
Ari: Oh no, you kidding me? You want me to get Lloyd in here and have him harry carry you with his pecker? No. No? I thought the girlfriend was still in play!
Vince: Ah! Bad time of the month to come home!
Ari: Ooh, you’s like me. I won’t even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.

]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/no-sex-period/feed/ 0 http://www.arigoldquotes.com/lunch/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/lunch/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:52:18 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/lunch/ Ari: I got a lunch meeting with Dana Gordon.
E: Well, should I be there?
Ari: No, unless you wanna pull up our car or serve us some sort of crème brulee or something?

]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/lunch/feed/ 0 http://www.arigoldquotes.com/elven_feet/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/elven_feet/#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:48:50 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/patience/ Ari: This kid’s got no patience. You know, in some countries they would cut of your elven feet for disrupting the master’s flow.
E: Yeah, I’ll shove my little elven foot up your ass.
Ari: You missed me didn’t you?

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]]> http://www.arigoldquotes.com/quotas/feed/ 0 http://www.arigoldquotes.com/aquaman/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/aquaman/#comments Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:30:03 +0000 Daan http://arigoldquotes.com/60 E: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C’mon, the guy’s not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That’s what actors do. They pretend.
E: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?
Ari: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.
E: Where is Vince on that list?
Ari: He ain’t on the list.
E: Well, how do we get him on the list?
Ari Gold: You do “Aquaman,” you stupid fuck!

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