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Wed

5 Jan

Ari (at the Playboy Mansion): God damn I wish I wasn’t married.

Hammer Time

5 Jan

Turtle: They ain’t kicking us out, OK? Vince is a superstar! If it ain’t this, it’s something else!
Ari: MC Hammer could have used a guy like you, Turtle, back in the days.

Home

5 Jan

Vince: Don’t you need to be home with your wife, Ari?
Ari: Noh… I make the god damn rules. (Pauzes) I got ’till 2..

Better

5 Jan

Vince: I wanna hear what the lovely Heffgirls have to say, OK?
Ari: All right, they’re better to look at than to listen too but aight.

Meeting

5 Jan

(Ari’s trying to sneak out the door)
Mrs. Ari: Where are you going Ari?
Ari: I-i have a meeting…
Mrs. Ari: At the Playboy Mansion??
Ari: You know, Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It’s my fucking job.