Ari Gold Quotes » 12 – Good Morning Saigon

Wine

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:12:20 +0000

E: Sounds like a great idea Ari. You should meet us in Napa.
Ari: What’s in Nappa? You’re crushing grapes at Coppola?

6.30

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:09:44 +0000

Terrance: How are things Ari?
Ari: Couldn’t be better Terrence, although it’s 6.30, usually you’re outta here by noon so that’s a little odd, no?

Santa Monica

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:07:21 +0000

Ari (on his phone): Well did it ever occur to you that a seven o’clock dinner in Santa fucking Monica is too early? .. I’m sorry baby, I had a bad day, I will be there, I would not leave you alone with my mother I know what could happen. Love and kisses, love and kisses.

Maffia

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:02:58 +0000

Ari (entering his office): Oh-oh, you boy look angry. If there was plastic on the floor I’d think I was about to get whacked.

Compliment

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:57:38 +0000

Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has fucked half the actrices in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
E: You seriously gonna sit here and let ‘m bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment.

Biggest Cock

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:54:51 +0000

Barbara: So Ari, who’s gonna be running this shindig? You or me?
Ari: You’ve got the biggest cock in the room Babs, why don’t you kick it off?

Douchebag

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:53:38 +0000

Ari (before entering the “War Room”): Little memory trick; when they introduce themselves, use association, like when you say Eric Murphey, and I think you know, “Loser”.
E: Ah, like Ari Gold, douchebag?

Hell

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:49:26 +0000

Ari: We’re going to hell, so bring your sunblock.

Smack That

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:48:54 +0000

Ari (calling E.): Hey, idiot.
E: Hey, what’s up asshole? Listen, I know about the US Weekly pictures, I’m not worried.
Ari: What does worry you Eric? You’re just so fucking calm and poised, makes me wanna smack ya.

Migraine

Daan — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:45:51 +0000

Ari: What d’you got Babs?
Barbara: I got a giant fucking migraine, that’s what I got.
Ari: I give you one of my famous shoulder massages, you remember those from the old days?
Barbara: I do Ari. I also remember you threatened to sue me for sexual harassment right before I fired you!
Ari (chuckles): We settled out of court?
Barbara: Enough with the flirting, Ari.