Ari Gold Quotes » 13 – Exodus

Last Christmas

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:53:13 +0000

Lloyd (trough the intercom): It’s Lloyd, looking for Mr. Gold’s car.
Ernesto: Sorry Lloyd, it’s a company car. Mr. McQuewick said I can’t give it to him.
Ari (furious): Can’t give it to me? Ernesto! How many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas? Huh Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade! Half of Mexico is eating on my chip that I’ve given you. Now bring my motherfucking car now! Por Favor!
Ernesto: Sorry, Mr. Gold. Oh, and Mr. Gold? I’m from Guatemala and our currency is the Quetzal.

Ari’s Agency

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:49:05 +0000

Ari: When I go, in no time, you will be repping nobodies, like Bill from the Apprentice. No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply. To make everyone, who is one, from the ground floor, rich! And to burn this motherfucking place to the ground.
Lloyd, are you with me? (Lloyd freezes and doesn’t say a thing).
Ari: Lloyd, what are you doing. You and me, we have a special bond. Come on, let’s go.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari: I can’t swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.

State of the Union

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:37:31 +0000

Ari: I just wanna have a private dinner with you and Vince as soon as possible.
E: Do discuss what? You’re freaking me out!
Ari: There’s no need to freak out. It’s all good, believe me. Just think of it as a State of the Union address for all my A-listers.

Pledge

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:32:31 +0000

Ari: Lloyd, I want you to pledge your undying loyalty to me.
Lloyd: Ari…
Ari: Listen, Lloyd. Do you wanna make it or do you wanna fold shirts at a Chinese laundry? Now pledge!

Not Nod

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:30:20 +0000

Ari: This envelope contains the names of eight agents. Anyone catches you, you eat it. Comprende? Nod if you understand what I’m saying.
Lloyd: I understand.
Ari: You can’t just fucking nod?

Not Fair

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:27:54 +0000

Terence: I’ve always been fair with you.
Ari: You were being fair with me when you said you were leaving. You coming back now, is not fair.

Ali

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:26:28 +0000

Terence: I’m coming back, full time.
Ari: Mohamed Ali came back once too often too, Terence.

Up and Down

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:21:45 +0000

Ari: You emberassed me in front of my troops.
Terence: Rules are rules. (Softer) I apologize.
Ari: I appreciate that.
Terence: Now come up.
Ari: You come down.
Terence: Conference room. Neutral territory. 1:15?
Ari: Done

Late

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:17:58 +0000

Terence: Ah, Ari! Good of you to join us. When did the rules change though?
Ari: I’m… not sure what rules you are refering to but I’m sure there have been some slight adjustments in the three years since you last attended a staff meeting.

Meeting

Daan — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:15:24 +0000

Lloyd: They started without you.
Ari: Haha, very funny!
Lloyd: Mr. McQuewick is in there.
Ari: What is it? April Fools?