Ari Gold Quotes

Mrs. Ari: You are being ridiculous.
Ari: I’m being.. That’s exactly what you said at the Bill and Ted premiere, when Terrence said; I’ll take Keanu, you take the other guy.

Ari: Tonight we eat like kings, 500 a head.
Turtle (looking relieved): I’m starving!
Ari: Smoke more weed Turtle, seriously, smoke more weed.

Ari: You look great too, E. What’d ya do? Raid the boys department at Macy’s?

Terrence: Hey, I’m looking forward to my sitdown with our boy. (walks away)
Ari (smiling, then turning to Mrs. Ari): Sitdown! That schnitzel loving fuck is trying to steal Vince.

(Sarah is singing)
Ari: Fabulous baby, Fabulous! (Turning to his wife): Is it me or is her voice getting worse?
Mrs. Ari: Ari!
Ari: Doesn’t mean that I don’t love her but she’s just awful baby!

Virtually zero screentime for Ari this episode. Too bad.

Ari (just heard that he will not be photographed for the Top 40 under 40 list): Someone is gonna pay for the mystic tan!

Dana: Look, I have a little heads up, OK? But it’s for your ears only. Swear you won’t tell anyone.
Ari: Did I tell anyone that your first girl on girl sex wat with someone from (..) in ’95?
Dana: OK Ari please..
Ari: Spill it! I’ll swallow a cyanide tablet if they capture me.

Ari (answering the phone): You’ve got Gold!

Ari (telling the boys he made the Top 40 under 40): Don’t worry E., when they do a top 40 under 4 feet, BOOM, top of the list. Haha.