Ari Gold Quotes » 01 – Aquamom

Neat Asian

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:28:43 +0000

(Ari shows Lloyd the dust on his finger)
Lloyds: The cleaning staff ‘s on strike, you know that.
Ari: They strike, you work. You’re Asian, you’re supposed to be a neat freak. Go get a rag. (..) Go Lloyd, go. I want every desk steril enough for you to get trained on.

Care

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:28:27 +0000

Ari: Drama, how are *you* doing?
Drama: Still no agent… What do you say?
Ari: I say that it’s important that whoever reps you, cares about you. Right?

First Blowjob

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:28:15 +0000

Ari: Big week! The kinda week that you will remember your whole life. It’s like the week that you got your first blowjob. You remember that week? I do! 9th grade!
E: Oh, one of the boys in the chess team Ari?
Ari: Oh, E, you could have never gotten this girl. Never! Beth Meraposa. Had a mouth like a Dyson Vacuum, you know, never lost suction.

Too Hot

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:28:00 +0000

Ari: You’re not gonna roll the red carpet with the three musketeers, not this time.
E: That’s only two, I’m bringing Sloan.
Ari: Perfect! Let Vinnie walk the rug with her. She’s way to hot for you anyway.

Classy

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:27:45 +0000

Ari: Come on now, let’s be classy. You’ve been banging every girl (..) for the last six months, just pick the one skank that’s gonna photograph well and be done with it. Boom!
E: That does sound classy!

Great Ass

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:27:34 +0000

Ari: It’s pretty urgent that in the 15 minutes a day I have free, I take the time to keep this body fit. And not just so you have a great ass to look at, I want to life!

Personal Savings

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:27:19 +0000

Ari (to his wife): You need to trust me the way you trust your daddy’s trust fund. I mean, you call them personal savings, but you haven’t saved shit personally.