Ari Gold Quotes » 08 – The Release

Be a Man

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:52:34 +0000

Ari: Lloyd, be a man. Or as much as a man you can be. For god fucking sakes.

Pop that with Pecker

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:52:15 +0000

(Lloyd walks in with a zit on his forehead)
Ari: You’re Indian now Lloyd?
Lloyd: Jezus, you can see this? All this lying is making me break out. Oh god, I have a date tonight.
Ari: Well, I’m sure your date will pop that with his pecker.

Picasso

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:51:18 +0000

(Barbara Miller calls)
Ari: Hey Babs, what are you wearing!?
Barbara: We need to have lunch, Ari. The word is out and it’s spreading.
Ari: Oh, you mean that shit about you getting lipoed? Don’t worry about that, you know, from what I hear Dr. Desser is like a fucking Picasso with that knife.

Cock Sucker

Daan — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:50:44 +0000

(Barbara tricked Ari into a meeting with Terrence)
Ari: I always knew you liked dick Barbara, I just didn’t know you were a cocksucker.
(to Terrence): It’s like a meeting of the five families. Maybe I should had a gun taped up at the bathroom stall.

Tittie Fuck Carmen Electra

Daan — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:26:15 +0000

Ari: Fuck the phones Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency tittie fuck, DON’T ANSWER!

Google Billionaire

Daan — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:25:45 +0000

Ari (to his agents): None of you will be getting paid for about six months. (..) People, come on! First year at Google, they paid their staff with paperclips, now the guy that scrubbed the toilets, has got a billion 5. Who’s with me?

Traitorous Skanks Anonymous

Daan — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:25:26 +0000

Ari: Hey Babs, the Traitorous Skanks Anonymous meeting’s next door.

Fuck That

Daan — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:25:03 +0000

Ari: So what do you want?
Barbara: I wanna fuck. (..) Kidding. I want 60% in (??)
Ari: I’d rather fuck.