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Warriors

25 Nov

Ari: Would you look at this.
Lloyd: This is so exciting, it is like when the Warriors got back together at the end of the movie.
Ari: Don’t tell me you wack off to the Warriors. (Turning to the boys): There they are. A movie star and a TV star, all in one family. Who would have thunk it?

NBC never cancels

25 Nov

(Drama is afraid his show doesn’t get picked up)
Ari: Drama, it’s NBC, they gave Joey 46 episodes… they don’t cancel shit. Trust me!

Super Germ

25 Nov

Ari (on Medellin): Let’s just talk reasonably, OK? Sometimes, things aren’t just meant to be. Sometimes, no matter how bad you want something, you gotta let it go. Senior year, all right, I was obsessed with Katie Sherman, the most insane tits.. Anyway, the moment I found out she gave half the football team crabs, it was done. Never thought about it again.
E: You’re saying Medillon has crabs, Ari?
Ari: Medellin has crabs, gonorrhea, syfillus, it is an untreatable super germ.

Steel Catheter

25 Nov

Ari: Joe, what are you doing to me?
Joe: I’m not doing anything Ari, I’m just doing good business.
Ari: That’s weird because it feels like you’re taking a steel catheter and shoving it right up my cock.

Andy Dick

25 Nov

(Ari wants Vince to do Metahorn)
Vince: We were never into it.
Ari: That’s the thing.. the script has been changed more times than Andy Dick’s vibrator.

You got it!

25 Nov

Ari (on Medillon): The movie is yours. You got it for five million dollars. The studio is in it for more that amount but they’re gonna settle. All right? Congratulations, you’re the proud owner of a 150 PIECES OF PAPER! Yeah daddy!