Ari Gold Quotes » 10 – I Wanna Be Sedated

Douche bag

Daan — Sun, 25 May 2008 14:06:34 +0000

E: You really are a front running douche bag, you know that?
(..)
E (Ari starts walking away): You are not seriously leaving in the middle of this conversation?
Ari: Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.

Mrs Beasly’s Baskets

Daan — Sun, 25 May 2008 14:05:29 +0000

Ari: What can I do for you, Bob?
Bob: You can finally pay me back for helping you sign Billy Friedkins when you were barely out of the mail room.
Ari: How many Mrs Beasly’s baskets is it gonna take to make you smile?

Do my Job

Daan — Sun, 25 May 2008 13:58:50 +0000

Babs (passes Ari as he goes to see Bob): Don’t spend the whole day reminiscing, Ari.
Ari: Don’t tell me how to do my job, Barbara…

Drop the Towel

Daan — Sun, 25 May 2008 13:51:51 +0000

Ari (showing his new office): Putting in a new shower, with a steam. If you promise to drop your towel, I might even let you use it.

First Love

Daan — Sun, 25 May 2008 13:50:29 +0000

E (walks into Ari’s office after not hearing from him for 2 weeks): Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E.