Ari Gold Quotes

(Ari is waiting for Richard Wimmer outside his shower)
Richard: What the hell is going on?
Ari: Desperate times call for desperate measures here.
Richard: Thank God I’m in a robe.
Ari: And may I comment on what lovely ankles you have.

(E calls Ari)
Ari: Wow, it’s like finding Jim Morrison alive!
E: Yeah, I had no cell all day (..)

Ari: Where the hell is E?
Vince: M.I.A.
Ari: Well, we need him ’cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!

Vince: [E]‘s not in hiding. He’s at a photoshoot with his new client.
Ari: E’s got a new client?
Vince: Yeah, Anna Ferris
Ari: Come on….
Vince: Yep…
Ari: Jezus the world is falling apart!

(Ari is doing push-ups)
Lloyd: I have Dana Gordon
Ari: Weird, I used to push-up on Dana Gordon like this. True story.
(picks up the phone)
Ari: Dana! I was just thinking of you!