Ari Gold Quotes » 11 – No Cannes Do

A wife is like herpes

Daan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:02:35 +0000

Billy: You know he’s bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you’re wife? It’s supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.

Finally learned to lie

Daan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:02:04 +0000

E: I hated it [the script]. But the guy already commited to do it and I was trying to be postive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!

Loose stool

Daan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:01:25 +0000

(Ari is giving a flight attentend a hard time on not informing him about the delay)
Flight attentend: Sir this had been an extraordinary day! We’re at code red.
Ari: Please. Come on! We’re at code red everytime the president has a loose stool.

Code red

Daan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:01:02 +0000

Lloyd: You said that if you’re wife didn’t go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn’t time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I’m in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I’m facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!

Purpose in Cannes

Daan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 22:00:06 +0000

(Vince and his entourage want to board the plane but there is one seat too few)
Ari: Everyone that not has a purpose in Cannes, say I. Turtle, Drama, don’t hold back.

Bobbing Cock

Daan — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:56:48 +0000

(Lloyd tells Ari he’s going on vacation)
Ari: Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom’s cock.