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Lloyd is cruising

4 Sep

(Lloyds calls Ari)
Ari: What’s the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell ‘m you’re on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How’s my favorite state home convict?

American Movie

4 Sep

(The crew meets prince Yair)
Yair: Well, I am here to buy a movie guys, and my pockets, they are deep
Ari: Well Yair, we’re sorry, but we’re here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates.

E got balls

4 Sep

(E has financial doubts on his producership for Medellin)
E: I’m in, I’m in
Ari: Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let’s call Nicky and see if he’s got ‘m as well.

Nicky’s problems

4 Sep

Nicky: Plus, I’m having some financial difficulties
Ari: Like what, the coffee cup holder in your Bugatti is broken?
Ari: Nicky, trust me, you’ll get other offers.
Nicky: How do you know?
Ari: Same way I knew you’re father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did; instinct!

Live Aid

4 Sep

Dana Gordon: You’re full of shit!
Ari: I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid.

Split the abortion

4 Sep

(Turtle thinks Ari can sell the movie for 150 million dollars)
Ari: I like the faith Turtle, but not with Dana not. She made me split the abortion.

Master of Universe

2 Sep

(Crew talking about “The Secret” and wishing stuff)
Ari: It doesn’t matter what any of you wish, ’cause you are with the master of universe, and he will deliver a sale of Medellin, not to be believed!