Ari Gold Quotes » 03 – Malibooty

Rejection

Daan — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:34:13 +0000

Ari: Yes E, I would say being rejected by Cannes before we have a distributor would be a disaster. One in a series of disasters orchestrated by you since you took the reigns of Vincent’s career.
E: So what can we do Ari?
Ari: Well, let’s see. A) I can give you a hug and say it’s OK you destroyed your best friend’s career, or B) I could have you come in here and write on the dry erase board 500 times “I destroyed my best friend’s career, I destroyed my best friend’s career”.

Prom Date

Daan — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:33:57 +0000

Ari: I think I can sell it [Medillon], and I can sell it for a lot.
E: To who?
Ari: Harvey. He’s been tracking this thing since day one.
E: He hates us.
Ari: He’s a businessman Eric. Not your prom date who still has a grudge on you because you didn’t fuck her right.

Manager

Daan — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:33:40 +0000

Ari: I’m hanging up on you. Let me explain something to you. I have two philosophies: A) My client is always right, and B) his manager is always an overpayed, useless pain in the ass.

Oompa-Loompa

Daan — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:33:11 +0000

(Ari calls Vince about E talking to Ari behind his back)
Ari: You know that your man has broken out of the Oompa-Loompa factory and is up to no good?