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Lay Off the Icing

11 Oct

(Dana tells Ari she already is closing on Heath Ledger to do Lost in the Clouds)
Dana: Sorry Ari, but this [the cupcakes] is good!
Ari: Lay off the icing Dana, looks like your hips could use a breather

Britney’s Beavershot

11 Oct

Ari: Have you seen Vince’s trailer?
Dana: I have, it’s good
Ari: Oh, please! It’s fucking great, gonna be downloaded more times than Britney’s beavershot.

Homo Erotic Slave Labor

23 Aug

(Lloyd offers to fix E’s ripped shirt)
Ari: Save your homo erotic slave labor for me Lloyd. E, don’t take your shirt off. I don’t want anyone to go blind from the reflections of your translucent boy chest.

Eat Box

23 Aug

Ari: This is not good news. Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. This is great news.

Cupcakes and Cristal

23 Aug

Ari: How is the most fuckable president of productive in town?
Dana: Ari, get the fuck out
Ari: Brought Cristal and sprinklers cupcakes.. Your favorite. Or is it mine? What’s the difference, we used to eat everything off each other anyway.

Some Cave and Bad Seed

23 Aug

(Ari meets Josh Weinstein, Heath’s manager)
Ari: There’s a reason why he chose to have some sherpa who was educated at Oxford to show ‘m up the mountain. (..) Look Josh, I don’t mean to tell you your business, but what do you think they were doing in that cave for two weeks? They were using each others asses as handwarmers!