Ari Gold Quotes

E: Good luck Ari!
Ari: Suck it, E.

(Discussing the Benji in the Artic script)
Turtle: Is this Benji the dog we’re talking about?
Ari: No, no, it’s Benji Franklin who goes to Artic, you idiot.

Ari: It is a G-rated family film. If it’s somehow Babe, we’re great. And if it’s Garfield and it blows up like Berry Bonds’ Skull, we’re finished.

Ari: We could be at Villa tonight.
E: What are you gonna do at Villa?
Ari: The only thing I can do E, find a nice image to whack off to.

Ari: I am away on business.
Lloyd: What kind of business do you have on a saturday night??
Ari: I got none of your fucking business.

Ari: Break your fucking plans, I own your Asian ass.
Lloyd: I thought this was a favor!
Ari: This is a favor, to you, a favor to keep you employed.

Jonah: Tell mamma to take me home…
Ari: Buddy.. [searches for words] I’ll give you a hundred dollars if you stay till tomorrow.

Ari (finds the guys after being lost at Joshua’s Tree): I’ve never been so happy in my life. I’m even happy to see E.