Ari Gold Quotes » 07 – Gotta Look Up To Get Down

Don’t Like You

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:29:41 +0000

Ari (to Alan at his funeral): I hate myself for the fact, that even today, I still don’t like you.

Respect

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:29:01 +0000

Mrs Ari: No business Ari, respect!
Ari: Respect means keeping business alive, even when you’re dead.

Studio Head

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:28:22 +0000

Ari (got offered Alan’s job): How would you like to be fucking a studio head baby?

Under You

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:27:41 +0000

Ari: What do you want?
Dana: I wanna be under you.
Ari: Dana, I told you my wife is in the car.

Looking Good

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:27:16 +0000

Lloyd: How was the funeral Ari?
Ari: It was delightful, you kidding, Alan has not looked this good in years.

What’s the Haps

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:26:47 +0000

Babs: Arrriii…
Ari: Babs, what’s the haps?

Bull Cock Tempura

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:26:19 +0000

Babs: [The writers] wanna branch out.
Ari: Haha, to what, the circus?
Babs: Features.
Ari: Oh come on, I met those freaks. If it wasn’t for losers eating bull cock tempura they’d be lucky to produce a decent infomercial.
Babs: They’re coming after lunch, you have minute to say hello?
Ari (to Lloyd): Tell her I’m busy.
Lloyd: He’s got a lot on his plate..

Cock and Asshole

Daan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:25:23 +0000

Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me Ari?
Ari: Only my cock and my asshole Lloyd..