Ari Gold Quotes » Season 5

Working Page 6

Daan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:18:38 +0000

(E calls Ari about Vince doing the lead in Gus van Sant’s new movie)
Ari: Gus doesn’t think he’s right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page 6.

Bitches

Daan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:17:09 +0000

Ari (walks into Johnny Drama’s): This what you call a New York vacation? Where’s the glamour, where’s the bitchesss..?
[Vince introduces Ari to his girlfriend]
Ari: I’m sorry, I was talking about these bitches, not you.

Little McNugget

Daan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:15:08 +0000

Vince (got offered a lead in a Martin Scorsese movie): Thank you Ari, thank you.
Ari: You know what? Don’t thank me, thank E. For once in his life the little McNugget delivered. Where is the little freak anyway?

Way Too Gay

Daan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:14:34 +0000

(Vince and E reconcile)
Ari (was waiting in the closet): Thank god! This scene was getting way too gay for my taste!

The Jew has arrived

Daan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:25:57 +0000

Ari: It’s all gonna be fine.
E: How?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived and he doesn’t like Germans!

Dancing Cucumber

Daan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:25:09 +0000

Ari: My client has performed as fine as in every movie he’s ever done, including a blockbuster for an Oscar winning AMERICAN director.
Werner: Well this is a film about human beings with layers. It’s not about some swimming super hero.
Ari: Well I don’t care if it’s a movie about a dancing cucumber.

Wienerschnitzel Commercial

Daan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:24:31 +0000

Werner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you will be lucky to get a Der Wienerschnitzel commercial in this country if you don’t go back to work, then yeah, it’s a fucking threat.

Paintball

Daan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:23:58 +0000

Werner: This conversation is over.
Ari: Nothing is over. When I’m done with you it will make the battle of Normandy look like game of fucking paintball.

Rollercoaster

Daan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:23:32 +0000

Ari: Dana, how’s my favorite studio head who I made?
Dana: Ha ha, great. You know two days in our theme park in Sydney is quite a stress reliever.
Ari: Well imagine three children has got tossed off the rollercoaster and then some.

Blowing hack writers

Daan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:22:54 +0000

Dana: I will be on the ground in L.A. in 90 minutes.
Ari: In 90 minutes you could be back blowing hack writers just to get on the [??] to get a cup of coffee. Dana. You know, WAKE THE FUCK UP.