Ari Gold Quotes

Babs: [Andrew Klein] is a loser.
Ari: No he’s not.
Babs: I’m not talking about what he makes Ari, I’m talking about his general essence. We need to protect a certain image. And that wash-out doesn’t exactly fit the bill.
Ari: And what do you project? Menopausal chique?

Ari: What do you got Lloyd? Lloyd? Lloooyd!
Lloyd: Yes Ari.
Ari: What’s wrong, Tom catch you cruise over Glory Holes again?

(Lloyd rants about Ari leaving the company)
Ari: You throw a lot of Jew guilt for a chinaman.

Lloyd: Your clients keep calling Ari, I can’t stall forever.
Ari: Tell ‘m I’ll call ‘m back.
Lloyd: I’m growing cold Ari Gold.
Babs: I got something that will warm him up.
Ari: You cougarlicious little freak.

Babs: Just so you know, I’m paying ten cents on the dollar for your share of this company.
Ari: Any shot you could pay me in euros?
Babs: You, are a fucking asshole.
Ari: How can I leave such a charming man!?

Dana Gordon: Am I your number two or not Ari?
Ari: You’ll always be my number one whore, Dana.

Lloyd: What’s wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can’t see what’s right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and I’m fucked. Which means we’re all fucked. And we’re fucked in the way you like to get fucked not fucked in the way normal people like to get fucked.

Amanda: If you wanted this job you would have taken it but we both know you wont because you’ll miss your little clients too much.
Ari: And we both know that you’ve already fucked all of yours, so maybe you can move on to bigger and better.

Ari (to Alan at his funeral): I hate myself for the fact, that even today, I still don’t like you.

Mrs Ari: No business Ari, respect!
Ari: Respect means keeping business alive, even when you’re dead.