Ari Gold Quotes

E: Oh boom, now it’s Ed Nortons homerun you jerk off.
Ari: Well, did they sell the script, you cunt face?
E: Not yet, dick head.
Ari: Well than it’s still free you overpaid undersized bitch!

Movie boss: So you think this is a big movie.
Ari: Huge Steve, the fire in this is gonna make Backdraft look like a fucking camp fire, excuse my language.

Ari: You bet your ass it will be a good script, and I’m gonna make sure they have Miss Alaska waiting in your trailer to blow you at all times.

E: [My writers] want 500Gs and a guarantee that the movie get made.
Ari: Sound like a bunch of idiots, perfect clients for you E.

E: Hey Ari, I don’t have Steve Pearl’s number.
Ari: You just heard the offer from me, Dopey. What you need a certified letter from him to work over Amanda? Just do it.

Ari: You looked stressed E, what’s the matter? Amanda playing to rough for you? Because I can call her and tell her pick on someone her own size…

Ari: Good news Lloyd, Vince will have a new movie poster for you to wack off to, soon.

Ari: One brother getting out of movie jail, one brother just getting outa jail.

(Mrs. Ari bought Ari a car for their aniversary)
Ari: Fuck Me!
Son: Daddy!
Ari: I’m sorry buddy, I’m sorry buddy but holy shh…

Adam Davies: Wow, nice car Ari!
Ari: Aniversary gift from the wife, thanks Davies.
Adam Davies: Oh, that’s right. I forgot you married into money. Good for you Ari, good for you.
Ari: We only use our money for the small stuff. You know, someday when you’re done sucking on Terrence’s tit you might get yourself a real men’s car like this.