Ari Gold Quotes

E: Woow, golf on a wednesday huh Ari? In the next life I wanna come back as you.
Ari: Wish I can return the compliment E, but I’d rather come back as on of Michael Vic’s dogs.

E: Ah, I’m feeling real confident now Ari…
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.

Bob: I figured I’d just come and whack a few balls before I come home..
Ari: At your age, the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle.

Bob: Ah… big trouble Ari!
Ari: Could you just die already Bob?

Ari: Alan is dead… The joy of me losing was too much for his angry little heart.
E: So what now?
Ari: Well, now I go home to the family cause I realize life is short. And tomorrow we’re gonna see how alive Vinnie is. Listen, be well!