Ari Gold Quotes

(Gold’s and Cline’s at dinner)
Mrs Ari: Oh, Ari how would you feel about the fours of us, Cabo for News Year’s Eve.
Ari: Fuck New Year’s Eve, It’s overrated and over priced!

Mrs Ari: I thought you wanted us to be friends!
Ari: Friends, not Siamese ass buddies!

Ari (leaving dinner): You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!

(Talking to Andrew about his wife)
Ari: My wife will love her, trust me. And when we’re together after this, we don’t have to speak to them and we get to keep all our money.

Andrew: I have a proposition for you.
Ari: A wife swap tonight, how’s the misses looking these days?
Andrew: Not bad, but I’m talking about Lizzy Grant..
Ari: The junior agent with the great ass. Is she offering it up?