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New Year’s Eve

20 Jul

(Gold’s and Cline’s at dinner)
Mrs Ari: Oh, Ari how would you feel about the fours of us, Cabo for News Year’s Eve.
Ari: Fuck New Year’s Eve, It’s overrated and over priced!

Siamese ass buddies

20 Jul

Mrs Ari: I thought you wanted us to be friends!
Ari: Friends, not Siamese ass buddies!

Great Hooker

20 Jul

Ari (leaving dinner): You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!

Keep all our money

20 Jul

(Talking to Andrew about his wife)
Ari: My wife will love her, trust me. And when we’re together after this, we don’t have to speak to them and we get to keep all our money.

Wife Swap

20 Jul

Andrew: I have a proposition for you.
Ari: A wife swap tonight, how’s the misses looking these days?
Andrew: Not bad, but I’m talking about Lizzy Grant..
Ari: The junior agent with the great ass. Is she offering it up?