http://www.arigoldquotes.com The complete collection of quotes from Entourage's Ari Gold Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:07:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.arigoldquotes.com/zac-efrons-ballsack/ http://www.arigoldquotes.com/zac-efrons-ballsack/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:48:09 +0000 Daan http://www.arigoldquotes.com/?p=463 Ari: Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline.
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend he’s Zac Efron’s Ballsack.

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E’s girl: Who is it?
E: It’s Ari. It’s OK, go back to sleep.
Ari: Wow, you payed for that or is there actually someone that would bang you for free?

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E: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored…
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari (still half asleep): You’re bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I’m never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don’t know. My cock doesn’t wear a watch…

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Ari: Well?
Lloyd: I’m down 6 pounds.
Ari (unimpressed): Wow.
Lloyd: Does it show?
Ari: Yes Lloyd, you’re half the man you used to be. And you were only half a man when you started so bravo!

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