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Think of someone else

19 Aug

Ari: Andrew! There was a time when Marlo made you smile. Remember that time, remind her of it. And if that doesn’t work, do what every other married man does: think of someone else, when you fuck her.

Have a free piece of pussy

19 Aug

Ari (to Andrew): One in very few guys get that ‘have a free piece of pussy pass’. You my friend, have it.

I will deport you naked to the Taliban

19 Aug

Ari (to Lizzy): You so much as eyefuck an agent in this building, and I will deport you naked to the Taliban.

Lloyd’s year-end bonus

19 Aug

Ari: Maybe we could have office phone sex baby. Haven’t done that since the early 90’s.
Mrs. Ari: You have glass doors.
Ari: Yeah, but it would be Lloyd’s year-end bonus. He’d rather have that than cash, trust me.