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You’re Now A Pizza Man

30 Aug

Assistant at E’s new work place: These just came from the front desk for you.
E: Uh well I didn’t order any pizza.
Assistant: Ari Gold sent them. The delivery guy said to tell you: “Good luck, and you’re no longer a pizza boy, you’re now a pizza man”.

Creepy Little Pale Obsessive Freak

30 Aug

(Somebody broke into Vince’s house and stole his underwear)
Ari: You’re gonna let [Turtle] be the first line of defense against some boxer stealing serial killer?
Vince: She could be a hot fan…
Ari: More likely, HE’s a creepy little pale obsessive freak. Speaking of which, where is E? He got an alibi?