Ari Gold Quotes

Ari (in bed): Baby, I woke up with wood.
Mrs. Ari: And why is that my problem?
Ari: Just take care of me.
Mrs. Ari: How about you take care of me?
Ari: Ah, come on. I have to work all day, I don’t wanna work now.
(Phone rings, Mrs. Ari leaves)
Ari: I need at least a blow job.
Mrs. Ari: Blow yourself.

Ari: Die, die, die Lloyd! And when you’re gagging on Davies’ balls I want you to bite down, so he can die too!