Ari Gold Quotes

Ari [to Babs]: Hah, like a good cop bad cop game huh? I like it, maybe later we can role play huh? Is it just me or would you look great in leather pants and gag ball?

Ari: [Lizzy] looks 21.
Babs: Her looks don’t matter.
Ari: Really? We’d still have the head of our TV department if that were the case.

Babs: I wanna talk about Lizzy.
Ari: Oh Jezus, she went running to her grandmother.

Babs [walking in to Ari's office]: Ari?
Ari: Didn’t we already top our one conversation per day rule Babs?

Lizzy: Ari, I’m not satisfied.
Ari: I’m sorry kid, but I’m not the man who’s gonna satisfy you.

Lizzy: Ari, name one person that’s more qualified than me.
Ari: I don’t know the names of any people in the TV department and the only reason I know your name is the reason no one is heading our television department. It’s no way to move up.
Lizzy: Completely unfair.
Ari: Tell that to Andrew’s fatherless children.

Ari: I’m bringing an NFL team to Los Angeles. And it won’t affect this company by the way, except you all might have really good football seats.

Ari: OK people, so here’s the thing. This merger has made me more famous than I wanted to be. I don’t want to be known. I don’t want to be talked about. I have ears everywhere. Let me just say, that if those ears hear about anyone talking about me that person will die. And I’m not threatening your jobs – I’m threatening your lifes, and I’m serious.

Lizzy: Ari, can we have lunch today?
Ari: No, why?
Lizzy: I need to talk.
Ari: Well email me.

Ari: Everyone. Conference room. Quickly! And quickly means run!