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Leather Pants and a Gag Ball?

19 Jul

Ari [to Babs]: Hah, like a good cop bad cop game huh? I like it, maybe later we can role play huh? Is it just me or would you look great in leather pants and gag ball?

Lizzy’s Looks

19 Jul

Ari: [Lizzy] looks 21.
Babs: Her looks don’t matter.
Ari: Really? We’d still have the head of our TV department if that were the case.

Grandmother

19 Jul

Babs: I wanna talk about Lizzy.
Ari: Oh Jezus, she went running to her grandmother.

One Conversation Per Day

19 Jul

Babs [walking in to Ari’s office]: Ari?
Ari: Didn’t we already top our one conversation per day rule Babs?

Satisfied

19 Jul

Lizzy: Ari, I’m not satisfied.
Ari: I’m sorry kid, but I’m not the man who’s gonna satisfy you.

No Names

19 Jul

Lizzy: Ari, name one person that’s more qualified than me.
Ari: I don’t know the names of any people in the TV department and the only reason I know your name is the reason no one is heading our television department. It’s no way to move up.
Lizzy: Completely unfair.
Ari: Tell that to Andrew’s fatherless children.

Really Good Football Seats

19 Jul

Ari: I’m bringing an NFL team to Los Angeles. And it won’t affect this company by the way, except you all might have really good football seats.

Not Threatening Your Jobs

19 Jul

Ari: OK people, so here’s the thing. This merger has made me more famous than I wanted to be. I don’t want to be known. I don’t want to be talked about. I have ears everywhere. Let me just say, that if those ears hear about anyone talking about me that person will die. And I’m not threatening your jobs – I’m threatening your lifes, and I’m serious.

Email Me

19 Jul

Lizzy: Ari, can we have lunch today?
Ari: No, why?
Lizzy: I need to talk.
Ari: Well email me.

Conference Room

19 Jul

Ari: Everyone. Conference room. Quickly! And quickly means run!