Stutter
[Ari exits the elevator]
Babs: Ari! Ari! Ari!
Ari: Barbara! Barbara! Barbara! Did you have a stroke and now stutter?
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
Loading ... (10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...Spinning Lloyd Around
Mrs. Ari: Why were you spinning her around Ari?
Ari: I have dreamt, since I was a kid, about owning a football team. I would have spun Lloyd around if he was in front of me. And if I could lift him.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5) Loading ...Jews Don’t Carry Guns
[Ari's son is pointing a toy gun]
Ari: No no no. Jews don’t carry guns buddy, you know that.
Ari’s son: The Jewish army does.
(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...
