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Fucking clock

24 Aug

Therepist: I’m sorry, we’ll have to stop soon. Ari, can you respond to this request?
Ari: No, who could.. and fuck you with your fucking clock!

Voice

24 Aug

Therapist: It’s nice to see that you find your voice.
Ari: When did she not had her voice?

Finger

24 Aug

Ari: Listen sweetheart. You wanna call and butter me up with sympathy and then drop this on me because you think that I’m down and will take anything – let me explain this to you in a metaphor you will understand. I am sure there are guys who have fingered you in the ass long enough that eventually you let them fuck it. And now you think you got me bent over with your finger in my ass thinking I will let you do the same. I am not like you Dana. You will not FUCK ME IN THE ASS, VINCE WILL NOT PISS IN A CUP FOR YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE.

Hugs and Kisses

24 Aug

Ari: Why don’t we start the day off with some hugs and kisses? Everyone except for you and me Lloyd, that ain’t happening.

Rather Have Sex

24 Aug

Ari: If you don’t wanna talk and you don’t wanna have sex, what else is there to do in [the bedroom].
Mrs. Ari: You wanna talk?
Ari: I’d rather have sex…

Athletically built

24 Aug

Ari: The guest bed is not designed for an athletically built man.