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Crack Rock

2 Dec

Ari: Oh, [Vince] didn’t call you, E? Are you sure you wanna be here? We don’t want him to mistake your pale round face for a crack rock.

Spelling Bee

2 Dec

Ari (to Lloyd): Don’t ever spell in front of my son again, because he’s S-M-A-R-T-E-R than you.

X-Rated Weekend Adventures

2 Dec

Ari (his son is in the office): What do you need Lloyd?
Lloyd: Oh, I guess it can wait.
Ari: Unless you want to talk about some of your X-rated weekend adventures, my son can handle it.