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Genetic Mistake

2 Dec

Ari: You’re dating a cook?
Mrs. Ari: He’s a chef, Ari. And he’s a business man. And he’s kind, and respectful, and generous.
Ari: He’s a red headed fire-crotch – he’s a genetic mistake.

Lady Di

2 Dec

Lloyd (to Mrs. Ari): You are like the perfect couple. Like Lady Di and Charles.
Ari: Lady Di and Charles got divorced and then she died, now shut the fuck up.

Mad Man Ari

2 Dec

Ari: I want you to call over to the Mad Men offices, and I want everyone from Matt Weiner to the PAs to treat that waiter like shit, humiliate him and send him packing.
Lloyd: I don’t know if I can do that…
Ari: If I see that kid on the Mad Men set, I’m gonna be Mad fucking Man, alright? If I see him anywhere, even as a zombie in the Walking Dead, I’m gonna shoot someone in the head. Get it done!

Lizard

2 Dec

Ari (to Lloyd): Speak, or I’ll cut your tongue out and feed it to my son’s lizard.

Modern Gay

2 Dec

Lloyd: I had my breakfast meeting with Steven Levitan this morning.
Ari: Congrats, you’re gonna be the new gay on Modern Family?