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Bro Code

2 Dec

Ari: I guess the bro code’s out the window when you’re fucking someone’s wife.

Therapy

2 Dec

Ari (screaming at Mrs. Ari who’s leaving the couples therapy session): So you’re just gonna walk out on me!? (To therapist): Bill this one to her.

Peppers

2 Dec

Mrs. Ari: I was never put first.
Ari: So Bobby Flay, who has as many house wives as he has chili peppers puts you first?