Woke the Wife
Ari (answering the phone): What?
E: Looks like I woke you up this time huh Ari?
Ari: No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
E: No..
Ari: Than what the fuck do you want, cunt muscle?
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Mrs. Ari: Cunt muscle?
“Cunt Muscle”
Epic stuff. I lol’d so hard.
Can’t wait for the next season to start. Ari Gold rules.